CALVIN: I'm at peace with the world. I'm completely serene.

HOBBES: Why is that?

CALVIN: I've discoved my purpose in life. I know why I was put here and why everything exists.

HOBBES: Oh, really?

CALVIN: Yes. I am here so everybody can do what I want.

HOBBES: It's nice to have that cleared up.

CALVIN: Once everyone accepts it, they'll be serene, too.
  • – Bill Watterson
    (Calvin & Hobbes)